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Jonny Wilkinson Trafalgar

Jonny Wilkinson has been spotted practising his kicking in Trafalgar Square; he was trying to hit the square’s pigeons with the ball.

“That is what it is all about now,” he said, “the execution of ruthlessness. Our survival depends on it.”

I missed three from seven; one of those I knew immediately I’d executed wrong, but I was happy with the other two.”

While it seems likely that Jonny’s display will soon draw protests from the Save the Trafalgar Square Pigeons organisation, Sky News reported that London mayor Ken Livingstone, known for his campaings aimed at reducing the number of birds in the square, ”gave the go-ahead for Jonny’s arrival, and hopes fans will join in.”

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